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I feel like a loser. I feel like I'm lost.
I feel like I'm not sure if I feel anything at all.
But believe me, I'm not helpless.
I just need someone to love.
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lolwhuddupp:

NO, MALFOY. BROADWAY. BROADWAY.

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6 days ago
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I heard this great joke on Sims once...
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When your principal would come to the classroom